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Hack Hack Revolution Hack Hack Revolution

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Good coding, there was some sync problems. Basically its just a ripoff of stepmania though..., I thought it was going to be a more creative type of input instead of... well the same thing as stepmania.

oh, and wtf is "1th".

Orb Catcher Orb Catcher

Rated 0 / 5 stars


Unless im missing something here, this game doesn't even fucking do anything. Its just an orb you can click on and a countdown timer...

Even if it does something for other users, im using flash player 7 here and theres obviously some sort of compatability problems.

Stay Alive v.2 Stay Alive v.2

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


It was quite small and the attacks were uncreative and dull. The instant replay was kind of stupid and pathetic, as well as unneccesary (it wasn't anything cool, like slowdowns or sexy ghost images).

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Drag Racer 3 Drag Racer 3

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

It is obvious.

It is obvious why this stays on the front page dispite the lack of any real fun value in it. The ad pays for newgrounds.

I mean cmon, you select some options, then you hold down the space bar. Everyone just keep voting zero on this until it gets some more attention: turd of the week.

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Alien Target Practice Alien Target Practice

Rated 0 / 5 stars

mmm salty peanuts.

It doesn't get anymore exciting then this. Unless of course, you know, you do ANYTHING else.

IBM Simulator IBM Simulator

Rated 0 / 5 stars


This is a poor-ass quality rip off from Windows Very Good Edition!! which I saw at, apperently its here too. Aside from the fact that obviously sucked dick.

oh btw, IBM machines usually run IBM OS/2 operating systems as their O/S of choice.

or no wait... maybe thats the 80s...

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Spacewar Spacewar

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I'm Torn

This game has such potential, but so many serious interface problems combined with lack of replayability or sustained playability at all makes it suck.

It almost seems like the core elements of the game were stolen.

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Mario Dodge Shell! Mario Dodge Shell!

Rated 0 / 5 stars

That would have rocked!

If it didn't suck so much [ass].

(which it did).

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Madness interactive Madness interactive

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Its good

Good madness action in a great game. The only problem is the ackward controls, expecially if your mouse goes outside the window unexpectedly. Pherhaps full screen would provide more safety.

a Phsycic named Gikni a Phsycic named Gikni

Rated 2 / 5 stars

wasn't very funny

not funny at all. and he looks like a pair of testicals.

TeknoGames responds:

He's supposed to!